vladimirthecrimsonreaper:

vladimirthecrimsonreaper:

asksummonersriftdragon:

vladimirthecrimsonreaper:

asksummonersriftdragon:

vladimirthecrimsonreaper:

asksummonersriftdragon:

Hey hey Vladdy, do you have a pet by any chance?

((So I typo’d Hemomancer as Hemomander.

Yeah…..RELATED…

Something bigger than a deer you say? Shouldnt be a problem, there are tons of odd and giant creatures in the Noxian Woods, but how would I get one in his small house? He wouldnt notice how big it is if Id simply cut it into pieces…

And he is not my master because I only had one and he is dead, noone commands me, except if I get a nice reward from my mate.

What village do you have in mind anyways?

Blindfold him, walk him outside, and surprise! :D I’ve seen it a million times, never fails. It’s like a party except with death, which makes it much better than a party I guess, but you get the point. Though not all dangerous creatures are enormous, if you’re lucky maybe you could find a smaller one like a manticore or chimera. Those aren’t TOO big and they’re plenty dangerous!

Like horses. DON’T BE FOOLED THEY’RE MONSTERS.

Hm…so you’re like a cat: you come when called (when convenient or for dinner), you tear up furniture, you get in the way of people doing work, and you’re only affectionate when you want something or feel like being nice. Sounds pretty nice until they try and punish you. D: What happens then?

I uh, don’t know yet. I was planning on choosing a random direction and flying until I found something. I know there are plenty of tiny little villages all over this place, so it shouldn’t take too long.

vladimirthecrimsonreaper:

asksummonersriftdragon:

vladimirthecrimsonreaper:

asksummonersriftdragon:

vladimirthecrimsonreaper:

asksummonersriftdragon:

Hey hey Vladdy, do you have a pet by any chance?

((So I typo’d Hemomancer as Hemomander.

Yeah…..RELATED BECAUSE REPTILES.

Too lazy to anatomy correctly))

As far as Im concerned I AM the “pet” of Ezreal. :V ((and lol at Hemomander xD))

Ooooh, ok then- Oh! And I’ve been wanting to ask, what’s it like being a pet? Any benefits as opposed to roaming free?

Mmm, not all too diffrent, at least in my case. I mean I do get snacks from time to time, but when it comes to mating I still have to try my best to seduce my mate. -he pouts- …But then again, courting is quite fun too. Why are you asking, planning to become a pet?

Maybe someday, but for now I’ll stick to dying a billion times slaughtering junglers. Roaming freely (until sent to League matches) suits me fine, but if I ever get bored I might look into it. I might or might not be planning a little village raid sometime and am checking to see if maybe a certain hemomancer might be interested in coming along.

Curious about how your master feels about roaming about and killing stuff…cats get scolded for clawing furniture, but killing seems like it’d earn a pretty serious time out. :C

He is not my master, Dmitri was. Ezreal is my mate. -Vlad corrected the dragon- And said mate is never amused when I bring him a dead deer or so as gift. -he frowned- He also yells at me when I break stuff or leave scratches on the furniture, mostly the bed. -he chuckled- But eventhough my mate despises my killing sprees, I do what I want. So if you are going on a raid, count me in.

Hmmm….a pet and yet he isn’t your master? I’m confused. D: But but, as for that deer thing, that’s because deer are ridiculously easy to kill! You should try something bigger, more valuable. Like a monster or something (nodragons>:U). People are good but I don’t think he’d think so. You gotta think bigger! Bring something that he can’t help but be impressed by!

Pfffff, must be because he never kills anything. You should take him, he could learn a thing or two. >:U Also it might get you points with Swain if you teach his son to be a man. ONE DOES NOT BECOME A MAN UNTIL ONE KILLS A MAN.

Good, I bet that village won’t know what hit’em. >:U

((Sorry for late and derp replies, working on maybe 2 hours of sleep if I got lucky ;w; /doesntremembereverfallingasleepsonoidea))

vladimirthecrimsonreaper:

asksummonersriftdragon:

vladimirthecrimsonreaper:

asksummonersriftdragon:

Hey hey Vladdy, do you have a pet by any chance?

((So I typo’d Hemomancer as Hemomander.

Yeah…..RELATED BECAUSE REPTILES.

Too lazy to anatomy correctly))

As far as Im concerned I AM the “pet” of Ezreal. :V ((and lol at Hemomander xD))

Ooooh, ok then- Oh! And I’ve been wanting to ask, what’s it like being a pet? Any benefits as opposed to roaming free?

Mmm, not all too diffrent, at least in my case. I mean I do get snacks from time to time, but when it comes to mating I still have to try my best to seduce my mate. -he pouts- …But then again, courting is quite fun too. Why are you asking, planning to become a pet?

Maybe someday, but for now I’ll stick to dying a billion times slaughtering junglers. Roaming freely (until sent to League matches) suits me fine, but if I ever get bored I might look into it. I might or might not be planning a little village raid sometime and am checking to see if maybe a certain hemomancer might be interested in coming along.

Curious about how your master feels about roaming about and killing stuff…cats get scolded for clawing furniture, but killing seems like it’d earn a pretty serious time out. :C

vladimirthecrimsonreaper:

asksummonersriftdragon:

Hey hey Vladdy, do you have a pet by any chance?

((So I typo’d Hemomancer as Hemomander.

Yeah…..RELATED BECAUSE REPTILES.

Too lazy to anatomy correctly))

As far as Im concerned I AM the “pet” of Ezreal. :V ((and lol at Hemomander xD))

Ooooh, ok then- Oh! And I’ve been wanting to ask, what’s it like being a pet? Any benefits as opposed to roaming free?

Hey hey Vladdy, do you have a pet by any chance?

((So I typo’d Hemomancer as Hemomander.

Yeah…..RELATED BECAUSE REPTILES.

Too lazy to anatomy correctly))

This website blurred my photos so I suggest opening the picture in another window/tab to see it properly! c:

Also bug type are weak to fire type moves.

((tl;dr: I’m terribly sorry for my inactivity, and it’ll be awhile before I am back for sure, but I’m not giving up on this blog. ;w; I want to continue, yet I have no will to at this time. Things are rough and I just can’t get drawings out yet.

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It’s my brother’s birthday today! To celebrate, I drew all of his favorite champions. c:

Anyway, you should go flood his inbox, he’s been without questions for weeks! D:

((All done in a few seconds/minutes. Took hours anyway. All them champions you like so much, now drawn crappily for you to stare at when you see this update tomorrow. No, I will not be showing this to you otherwise. YOU GOTTA WORK FOR IT. D:<

Yes, I put more effort into drawings for complete strangers [well, friends in a sense I guess but I still don’t know them well XD] than my sister.

I’M STILL BEING NICER THAN I WAS LAST YEAR.

As for that hiatus: I have SAT tests Wednesday, so I assume that after that I might feel more up to drawing again, but we’ll see. ;w; I definitely want to get the art I owe people done before I start more stuff though.))

commanderjerichoswain:

Things have been stressful thanks to certain stuff…I’m behind in school work, which I refuse to do at later hours for reasons, and I’m behind in stuff I owe people. So, I’ll be taking a break from both this askblog and, of course, Ask Summoner’s Rift Dragon.

I haven’t felt like drawing or much else that requires work as of late…so I’ll take a bit of a break and hopefully will return with the art I owe people, the arts I promised people, and hopefully a more active/on topic Swain.

I’ll still be on Skype most nights if you wanna chat or something, I’ll just be taking a break from this for awhile.

Sorry all, but I have enough pressure from school…I don’t need some from here as well.))

;u;